stoned_alone/Reviews

Monday July 21, 2008 - 7:04 PM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Christopher Nolan

Year:

2008

Genre:

Action & Adventure

Average:

110 reviews

This movie kicked my ass last night. Besides the lengthyness of the film, it rocked. The joker character was exactly how I pictured it would be. It's as though this Batman movie was made for fans of the comics, except all the fans are grown up now and this is what you get. I loved the darkness of the film, it was eerie when it needed to be.

The Dark Knight definitely delievered.

Wednesday June 11, 2008 - 11:23 AM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Bryan Bertino

Year:

2008

Genre:

Horror

Average:

15 reviews

I predicted everything that happened.

I liked the story, but it was a very typical psychological thriller type that it bored me. Did I mention I was stoned? And bored? Yeah.

But uh, kudos on the death scene! I enjoyed that part, because the couple was very annoying.

Tuesday June 03, 2008 - 9:26 AM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Michael Patrick King

Year:

2008

Genre:

Romantic Comedy

Average:

37 reviews

YEAHHH! I SNUCK IN BECAUSE IT WAS SOLD OUT!

I loved it. Ahhh, sooo gooooodddd....

Tuesday April 08, 2008 - 10:18 PM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Taika Cohen

Year:

2007

Genre:

Foreign

Average:

5 reviews

I always thought kiwis were really fucking cool.

Now they're my favourite people, ever. Thank you for making this movie.

Wednesday January 30, 2008 - 4:57 PM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Jason Reitman

Year:

2008

Genre:

Romance

Average:

106 reviews

I laughed and cried.

This movie is beautiful.

Tuesday July 31, 2007 - 9:38 AM

Category:

Event

Promoter:

Destiny

Date:

Friday, July 20, 2007

Average:

107 reviews

I promoted this party, and looked forward to it all year. I decided I would not even touch chems during WEMF for the pure reason that I wanted to remember everything. So instead, I bought two 24s of beer and a shit load of weed, and had an amazing time! Same time next year I suppose.

Monday April 16, 2007 - 9:51 PM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Robert Rodriguez, Quentin Tarantino

Year:

2007

Genre:

Action & Adventure

Average:

45 reviews

IT WAS THE BEST $11.50 I EVER SPENT ON A MOVIE IN MY LIFE.

I was also extremely baked. Great fucking job to both the directors and I really hope they actually make Machette into a full length film.

Sunday December 03, 2006 - 8:29 PM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Jean-Pierre Jeunet

Year:

2002

Genre:

Foreign

Average:

41 reviews

No one can dislike this movie. It's so wonderful and makes you want to speak French and drink mulled wine and fall in love.

It's amazing.

Thursday November 16, 2006 - 7:47 PM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Michel Gondry

Year:

2004

Genre:

Romantic Comedy

Average:

76 reviews

"How happy is the blameless vestals lot!
The world forgetting by the world forgot.
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.
Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resigned."

I first fell in love to this movie. It's a favourite of mine.

Wednesday November 01, 2006 - 3:06 PM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Tamra Davis

Year:

1998

Genre:

Comedy

Average:

150 reviews

"Uhh, get me some condoms, and some uh, what's that stuff we used to eat all the time back in the day? Oh yeah, pussy!"

My favourite movie of all time. Whenever I'm in Kensington Market I make sure to stop by at Sam's.

"I want to talk to Sampson!"

Friday October 27, 2006 - 1:24 PM

Category:

Food

Maker:

Kraft

Type:

Prepared

Average:

258 reviews

FUCK THAT SHIT.

President's Choice White Cheddar Macaroni is the way to go. Truuuuust me.

Friday October 27, 2006 - 1:20 PM

Category:

Food

Maker:

Jägermeister

Type:

Spirits

Average:

311 reviews

FLAMING NAZI'S ALL THE WAYYY!!!

Liquid Coke rocks my socks. I love Jager...

Saturday October 21, 2006 - 11:16 AM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Terry Gilliam

Year:

1998

Genre:

Action & Adventure

Average:

214 reviews

First time I saw this movie, I was on acid.

Nuff said.

Tuesday October 17, 2006 - 8:49 PM

Category:

Event

Promoter:

HOB

Date:

Monday, September 25, 2006

Average:

1 reviews

I got free box seat tickets from a friend.

I haven't eaten so much free food in my life.

Sunday October 15, 2006 - 6:24 PM

Category:

Event

Promoter:

Future Sound & Nocturnal Commissions

Date:

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Average:

74 reviews

It was quite possibly the best night of my life.

Wow.

Sunday October 08, 2006 - 4:38 PM

Category:

Event

Promoter:

Untouchables

Date:

Saturday, October 7, 2006

Average:

8 reviews

Don't get me started on all the creepy guys that tried to hit on me. I used the excuse "I'm a lesbian" all night and some of them still didn't leave me alone. Not to mention all the bad music. That event was not a rave, no. It was merely a convention of greasy haired ginos who wear more gel and wax on their heads then their girlfriends.

I want my money back.