dollspit/Reviews

Sunday March 09, 2008 - 1:29 AM

Category:

Food

Maker:

Jägermeister

Type:

Spirits

Average:

321 reviews

the latest picture in my gallery says it all.

Sunday February 03, 2008 - 3:59 PM

Category:

Event

Promoter:

DJ Lazarus

Date:

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Average:

79 reviews

Welll where do I begin.
Let's start at the top.... the lineup. Lineups are not meant to span 10 people wide, all sandwiched and screaming into each others' ears. I can't count the number of times I've ashed on someone's back.
We got in at 11 and there was already no room in coat check.
As usual, if you want to overheat and get carted away in an ambulance, Funhaus is the place to go.
Fans just disperse lukewarm miasmas of body odor.
The sheer mass of young-ins made me feel like I was hanging out in a school playground, but with people stepping all over my feet.
Your options are essentially:
a) bumping around a sweaty pack of people on the dancefloor;
b) bumping around a sweaty wall of people on stage;
c) bobbing your head on the couch while literally sticking to the walls
d) bumping around a sweaty pack of teenie-boppers doing ugly makeup in the washroom as security screams at everyone to hurry up and piss faster;
e) bumping around a cold, frozen pack of sweaty people smoking cigarettes outside on the snowbanks and in between the parked cars and even in the street.

I feel bad for security, having to herd and traffic-control so many fucked up people. I've never felt more like cattle in my life.

The music could have been good if I could hear it over the yelling.

STOP TAKING EACH OTHER'S SHIT. If you can afford to go to darkrave you can afford to buy your own goddamn sweater/hat/glowy ball.

PS: construction worker masks are not sexy.

PPS: this may not be the 'last' darkrave but it definitely is for me. I can go be sweaty at my own house and step on my own feet.

Wednesday August 01, 2007 - 12:45 PM

Category:

Movie

Director:

David Silverman

Year:

2007

Genre:

Animation

Average:

75 reviews

The first half hour was really funny, but the rest of the movie lacked a lot of important characters.

Wednesday May 16, 2007 - 12:59 AM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Christopher Nolan

Year:

2006

Genre:

Action & Adventure

Average:

22 reviews

Spectacular acting, the plot had a few holes and was farfetched at times but what can you do.

Wednesday May 16, 2007 - 12:56 AM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Steve Barron

Year:

1990

Genre:

Kids & Family

Average:

51 reviews

I love the original movies!

Wednesday May 16, 2007 - 12:56 AM

Category:

Movie

Director:

RobertRrodriquez,FrankMiller,QuentinTarantino

Year:

2005

Genre:

Action & Adventure

Average:

44 reviews

Good cinematography and a few captivating characters.

Wednesday May 16, 2007 - 12:55 AM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Brian De Palma

Year:

1983

Genre:

Action & Adventure

Average:

47 reviews

Unbeatable.

Wednesday May 16, 2007 - 12:55 AM

Category:

Movie

Director:

James Wan

Year:

2004

Genre:

Horror

Average:

30 reviews

Neat concept, hilariously bad acting.

Wednesday May 16, 2007 - 12:54 AM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Guillermo Del Toro

Year:

2007

Genre:

Science Fiction & Fantasy

Average:

90 reviews

Very well done, disturbing, and moving.

Wednesday May 16, 2007 - 12:54 AM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Mike Judge

Year:

1999

Genre:

Comedy

Average:

74 reviews

VERY funny.
Offices suck, down with them.

Wednesday May 16, 2007 - 12:53 AM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Tom Savini

Year:

1990

Genre:

Horror

Average:

19 reviews

Love it!

Wednesday May 16, 2007 - 12:52 AM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Paul McGuigan

Year:

2005

Genre:

Action & Adventure

Average:

33 reviews

Nothing spectacular.
Lucy and Hartnett both annoy me seeing as they are extremely funny-looking people, one of them is also funny-sounding, and the other just can't act.

Wednesday May 16, 2007 - 12:51 AM

Category:

Movie

Director:

George A. Romero

Year:

2005

Genre:

Horror

Average:

23 reviews

Zombies rule

Wednesday May 16, 2007 - 12:50 AM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Jim Henson Productions

Year:

2005

Genre:

Action & Adventure

Average:

6 reviews

Great, and I mean FANTASTIC animation, would have been better without the sophisticated jazzy thing they were going for.. and I found it kind of funny how the evil chickie-poo was suspiciously goth-looking. Hehehehahaha.
But yeah aside from those minor misdemeanors I enjoyed it. Neil Gaiman rocks.

Wednesday May 16, 2007 - 12:48 AM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Robert Rodriguez, Quentin Tarantino

Year:

2007

Genre:

Action & Adventure

Average:

46 reviews

Orgasmic!

Wednesday May 16, 2007 - 12:46 AM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Mark Steven Johnson

Year:

2007

Genre:

Action & Adventure

Average:

28 reviews

Ghostrider is such a promising character, I don't know why they had to butcher it by making it lame and casting Nicholas Cage. He was all wrong.

Wednesday May 16, 2007 - 12:45 AM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Terry Gilliam

Year:

1998

Genre:

Action & Adventure

Average:

213 reviews

Amazing. The drugtrip feel was pulled off flawlessly. I do like the book better though.

Wednesday May 16, 2007 - 12:44 AM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Seth Mcfarlane

Year:

2006

Genre:

Animation

Average:

114 reviews

Really funny.
Especially when Stewie crashes through his chair, and the Wacky Armwaving Inflatable Tubemen.
I actually saw one on the bus once.

Wednesday May 16, 2007 - 12:43 AM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Michel Gondry

Year:

2004

Genre:

Romantic Comedy

Average:

75 reviews

Cute concept, decent acting, kind of dragged on though.
If it had a better climax maybe I would appreciate it, but I think it's a tad overrated.

Wednesday May 16, 2007 - 12:41 AM

Category:

Movie

Director:

D.J. Caruso

Year:

2007

Genre:

Action & Adventure

Average:

19 reviews

It made me want to vomit because my half digested dinner would be so much more entertaining to look at than some teeny-boppers running around eating pizza and having flings.