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Wednesday June 25, 2008 - 4:38 PM

Waking Life

Category:: Movie
Director:: Richard Linklater
Year:: 2001
Genre:: Animation
Average:: 39 reviews

What capn and scorchedearth said.

Pretentious drivel, nothing more.

It made it's money off of you shmucks, now let's all do ourselves a favor and forget about it.

Tuesday May 06, 2008 - 9:41 AM

Jackie Chan’s Xtra Green (Raspberry Flavor)

Category:: Food
Maker:: Tea Tech
Type:: Soda Pop & Juices
Average:: 7 reviews

^^^You fail chemistry. An organochloride is a compound. The organochloride in sucralose does not dechlorinate.

70% of it isn't even metabolized, and it has a different density and a FAR different sweetness compared to sugar, your simple comparison is retarded.

(Actually you were insinuating that the "chlorine" in the artificial sweetener is harmful.)

You still fail chemistry.

Wednesday February 27, 2008 - 4:50 PM

Vernors Ginger Ale

Category:: Food
Maker:: Cadbury Schweppes
Type:: Soda Pop & Juices
Average:: 23 reviews

It's like they soaked a bag full of assholes in a vat of proper ginger ale.

Monday December 24, 2007 - 12:32 AM

Raspberry Gingerale

Category:: Food
Maker:: Schweppes
Type:: Soda Pop & Juices
Average:: 30 reviews

"Gingerale is the most vulgar beverage in creation and anything raspberry flavored is GROSSS!! GROSSSSSS"

You've obviously never had any.

Besides, raspberry yogurt: awesome
Raspberries: also awesome
Raspberry gingerale: awesomely awesome.
You: wrong.

Monday August 06, 2007 - 3:36 AM

Daft Punk

Category:: Event
Promoter:: Ticketmaster
Date:: Sunday, August 5, 2007
Average:: 17 reviews

Amazing lighting setup, killer sound, lots of smiling happy people. Good times.

Their encore was pretty sweet too.

what i did -not- expect, was the sound/music being siphoned out to be what it was (pre-recorded and just sounding monotone) and having 2 douchebags in outfits (who may or may not have been the actual artists) just stand there bopping their heads.

What the fuck WERE you expecting? Do you even comprehend the meaning of monotone? Have you ever seen a live pa before?

Some people's kids...

I love it how some tards in here figure it wasn't them, seriously. What got fucked up so bad in your life that you figure you're constantly being screwed?

Saturday May 26, 2007 - 12:36 AM

Anarchist Cookbook

Category:: Book
Author:: William Powell
Year:: 1970
Genre:: Other
Average:: 20 reviews

Cool shit if you're a pasty 14 year old white boy.

Wednesday January 03, 2007 - 8:06 PM

Jesus Camp

Category:: Movie
Director:: Heidi Ewing
Year:: 2006
Genre:: Documentary
Average:: 23 reviews

But hey, at least they're not beheading people yet.

Tuesday December 26, 2006 - 4:53 PM

Inconvienant Truth

Category:: Movie
Director:: Al Gore
Year:: 2006
Genre:: Documentary
Average:: 41 reviews

He's super serial you guys!

Hey, why don't we just conveniently ignore the fact that water vapour is the number one greenhouse gas? Or that the human contribution of greenhouse gasses PALES in comparison to the amount released naturally by the Earth? Or the fact that the sun has been undergoing a warm spell lately?

I guess those would be the inconvenient truths if you had some sort of agenda...

Monday December 25, 2006 - 10:22 PM