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Friday September 26, 2008 - 4:53 PM

Death Magnetic

Category:
Music
Artist:
Metallica
Year:
2008
Genre:
Rock & Indie
Average:
10 reviews

Agreed
This CD makes up for St. Anger.

Metallica seems to have found their way once again

Sunday January 06, 2008 - 12:55 PM

Shoot Em Up

Category:
Movie
Director:
Micheal Davis
Year:
2007
Genre:
Action & Adventure
Average:
22 reviews

Anyone who tries to take this movie seriously is just plain dumb lol

When this movie was made, they clearly knew what it was--a pile of crappy, moldy cheese.. and they took it and ran with it to make it the best pile of crappy, moldy cheese I've seen in awhile lol

Quite entertaining if you don't expect it to be a seriously good movie.

And on that note, it's called Shoot 'Em Up for crap's sake, who really looks at that and thinks it's going to be a masterpiece?

Thursday August 02, 2007 - 3:16 AM

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Category:
Book
Author:
J.K. Rowling
Year:
2007
Genre:
Science Fiction & Fantasy
Average:
40 reviews

An incredible close to the series.

I have to say, up until last week sometime I had been avoiding the series like the plague--and as of two minutes ago, I have gone through the whole thing. The twists regarding Snape were amazing, easily the most intense book in the series.

The epilogue, however, was lame as hell.

Thursday June 07, 2007 - 10:43 AM

Casino Royale

Category:
Movie
Director:
Martin Campbell
Year:
2007
Genre:
Action & Adventure
Average:
25 reviews

It thoroughly bothers me that people are rating this badly because "it was not a man's movie"

Specifically, the comment as follows:

"it was like they had some fucking feminist directing this one. it wasn't even remotly a mans movie. no sexy siluettes to start, bond cries, loses the girl, and i can't remember, does he even get laid? i don't think he does, and if he does, it was crappy. i mean really. where was all the crazy action and the high tech gagets? what happened to the womanizing bond we all know and love?"

Now, it would be good for people such as that to realize that this movie is a rather GOOD adaptation of the first James Bond BOOK.

That's right, kids, it was a book before it was a movie. And in this first book, Bond was not developed into the "womanizing Bond we all love."

So, in closing, go suck a cock. Perhaps dig up Ian Fleming and make it his, just because without his books there would be no James Bond.

Oh, and go see the movie. It was good.

Tuesday June 05, 2007 - 12:51 AM

Budweiser

Category:
Food
Maker:
Anheuser-Busch
Type:
Beer
Average:
158 reviews

This is piss-poor beer. I don't see how this has a rating of three stars, it's absolute insanity.

For good American beer, check out some microbrews. Longtrail, Magic Hat, Shipyard and Gritty's come to mind.

Or, just go for Belgian imports.
But please, not Bud.

If you're going cheap, for shit's sake, get PBR.

Tuesday December 05, 2006 - 9:48 AM

AVP: Alien vs. Predator

Category:
Movie
Director:
Paul W.S. Anderson
Year:
2004
Genre:
Action & Adventure
Average:
74 reviews

"much like x3, this movie did nothing but shit in the mouths of the fans of both franchises"

Agreed. Shit-awful.

Thursday November 02, 2006 - 8:18 AM

Loose Change 2nd Edition

Category:
Movie
Director:
Dylan Avery
Year:
2006
Genre:
Documentary
Average:
6 reviews

I enjoyed this film, but for shit's sake do NOT call it a documentary. Don't call anything Moore makes a documentary too. Documentaries are not supposed to be biased. This is a propaganda film no matter which way you look at it.

Thursday October 26, 2006 - 8:40 AM

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Category:
Movie
Director:
Tim Burton
Year:
2005
Genre:
Kids & Family
Average:
110 reviews

I enjoyed it. People don't seem to realize these two things: One, it's a fucking Tim Burton flick. Of course it's gonna be weird. And two, it's a hell of a lot more like the book was than the original movie.

Wednesday October 25, 2006 - 8:15 AM

American Idiot

Category:
Music
Artist:
Green Day
Year:
2005
Genre:
Rock & Indie
Average:
62 reviews

Fuck Green Day and fuck this album. It angers me to no end that this crap is what passes for punk rock these days.

Tuesday October 24, 2006 - 8:38 AM

Snakes On A Plane

Category:
Movie
Director:
David R. Ellis
Year:
2006
Genre:
Action & Adventure
Average:
66 reviews

Any of you who are rating this movie badly because it had no plot or character development are seriously missing the point.

For shit's sake, the ONLY reason Sam Jackson took the role was because of the title. He even threatened to back out if they changed the name as they were discussing to.

Tuesday October 17, 2006 - 9:28 AM

Heineken

Category:
Food
Maker:
Heineken Brewery
Type:
Beer
Average:
74 reviews

Tastes like piss.
Stella Artois is a superior beer for that region.