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Friday June 20, 2008 - 2:37 PM

Meet The Spartans

Category:
Movie
Director:
Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Year:
2008
Genre:
Comedy
Average:
27 reviews

Why do these movies keep getting made? They wouldn't make them if people didn't go to these movies...

STOP GOING TO THESE MOVIES, FOR THE SAKE OF OUR CULTURAL COLLECTIVE UNCONSCIOUS.

Yes, I watched it. Yes, it sucked shit. No, I wasn't surprised.

Friday June 20, 2008 - 2:34 PM

Clerks 2

Category:
Movie
Director:
Kevin Smith
Year:
2006
Genre:
Comedy
Average:
134 reviews

This movie did not need to be made.

Friday June 20, 2008 - 2:33 PM

Broken Flowers

Category:
Movie
Director:
Jim Jarmusch
Year:
2005
Genre:
Comedy
Average:
6 reviews

Poor form from the usually-stellar Jarmusch, but still watchable - if only because Bill Murray is awesome, even in his most wooden and mediocre of roles.

Pass over this and watch Coffee and Cigarettes for some awesome Murray under Jarmusch.

Monday June 16, 2008 - 2:50 PM

Phobia: A Friday the 13th Thing

Category:
Event
Promoter:
Network 23
Date:
Friday, June 13, 2008
Average:
7 reviews

Good times, saw people I don't get to see often...

Goth chicks are hot.

Monday August 06, 2007 - 10:24 AM

Daft Punk

Category:
Event
Promoter:
Ticketmaster
Date:
Sunday, August 5, 2007
Average:
17 reviews

I made a point of not watching any previous sets from this tour, so I wouldn't know what to expect, and it paid off.

Great light show, music being what you would expect (all the heavy hitters from their three albums, layered and mashed up over each other), and the encore was great.

I wasn't blown away, but I wasn't expecting to be... so I left Arrow Hall smiling and sweaty.

Now if we just could have done something about all the hipster douchebags with mullets doing The Robot, thinking they're being all ironic, then the night would have been perfect.

Tuesday June 12, 2007 - 10:20 AM

Inland Empire

Category:
Movie
Director:
David Lynch
Year:
2006
Genre:
Mystery & Suspense
Average:
2 reviews

Laura Dern shows some great range. Great tone and visuals make up for the lack of cohesive narrative. I lost my grip on the story about halfway through, and once I gave up on trying to decode the film, I started enjoying it more.

Monday June 11, 2007 - 8:55 AM

Next

Category:
Event
Promoter:
Pure Phunk
Date:
Saturday, June 9, 2007
Average:
2 reviews

Chino bar is a great space. Got too drunk, too fast... left early because I suck.

Monday October 23, 2006 - 7:36 PM

Shi Mian Mai Fu (House of Flying Daggers)

Category:
Movie
Director:
Yimou Zhang
Year:
2004
Genre:
Action & Adventure
Average:
8 reviews

Story is shit, but it's a goddamned sweet-looking piece of shit movie. smile

Saturday October 14, 2006 - 1:38 AM

SLC Punk

Category:
Movie
Director:
James Merendino
Year:
2006
Genre:
Cult
Average:
134 reviews

Not absolutely horrible, but in no way defines the subculture, as it tries so hard to do. It's as if some marketing team tried to describe what punk is to some socially-inept grade 6er.

Aside from it's miserably-failed lofty ambitions, there's little nuggets of chuckles here and there. Yes, Lillard is annoying, that's a given... the high point of his career was Hackers, and he was a big stinky piece of shit in that movie. His whiny cackle voice grates like no other... but anyyyywayyyy....

There's some small things that save it from a complete bomb, which are mostly the scenes with the peripheral characters. The scene where the Eastern Europian drug dealer is showing the guys his house and all his toys was hilarious. The scene where the kid with the mitts getting all messed on a full sheet of blotter that seeped in through his wet pants... haw. I liked the botanist thug-nerd, they didn't flesh him out enough.

So basically, everything that didn't have to do with the "punk" parts of the movie was watchable. All the "punk" parts were embarassing to watch, and even though I've never been close to that subculture, I can see what a lame-ass set up it is.

Oh, and the final give-in-and-play-the-Game ending? WEEEEAAAAKKKK. Way to completely negate the last 90 minutes, and totally lose any shred of creative credibility that may have been left.

In fact, thinking about how the rug was pulled out from under me during the last two minutes of the movie has gotten me angry enough that I'm gonna drop the rating down a star, down to a 1. The lowest possible rating.

THIS MOVIE IS FOR KIDS AGED 12-14 WHO BUY ALL THEIR CLOTHES AT WEST49 AND THINK BLINK-182 IS 'PUNK MUSIC'.

Friday October 13, 2006 - 10:22 PM

Waking Life

Category:
Movie
Director:
Richard Linklater
Year:
2001
Genre:
Animation
Average:
39 reviews

Great movie. Most striking at first glance is the rotoscoping. It was all shot on digital, then painstakingly painted over, frame by frame, to produce a dreamy, cartoony-yet-real animation.

Mostly talking heads talking about heady subjects: existentialism, quantum physics and how it relates to Free Will, transhumanism and the exponential growth of technological/civilizational development, Spinoza's concept of God-in-Nature and how it relates to Boudin's filmmaking, Absurdism, the collective unconscious, lucid dreaming, Philip K. Dick and the concept of Gnosticism, Alex Jones being aggressively optimistic, etc etc etc...

There's barely a loose narrative to this movie; you have been warned. Watch this movie if you like to think. If you like to be led by hand through the Hollywood Garden of Intro-Conflict-Tradegy-Climax-Redemption, then pass Waking Life by.

This movie is to existential nausea as a canteen full of water is to a man dying of thirst. Man, it's been a while - I'm going to pop this in right now.

Friday October 13, 2006 - 10:11 PM

Exorcism of Emily Rose

Category:
Movie
Director:
Scott Derrickson
Year:
2005
Genre:
Drama
Average:
92 reviews

Creepy fun, although take the fact that this was "based on a true story" with a huge chunk of salt.

Enjoy it for what it is, a nice creepy possession story. They took a lot of dramatic license with the real-life story of Anneliese Michel, a girl in 60's Germany ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anneliese_Michel ).... but like I said, just watch it for the creep-out scenes that sneak up on you.

Friday October 13, 2006 - 10:07 PM

Crash

Category:
Movie
Director:
Paul Haggis
Year:
2006
Genre:
Drama
Average:
71 reviews

Picture being hit over the head with a glazed ham while someone screams in your ear "EACH ONE OF US IS A LITTLE BIT RACIST, DEEP DOWN!"... for 90 minutes straight.

Pats itself on the back throughout the entire flick... this movie is in love with itself. Avoid the director's commentary on the DVD, there's so much Hollywood dick sucking going on, you can't hear what they're saying between the wet slurps.

It's so goddamned cliche and trite, I hated this movie. This movie has everything that's wrong with film that comes out of Hollywood. THIS BEAT SYRIANA FOR BEST SCREENPLAY OF 2005 WTF. THERE IS NO GOD.

Two thumbs waaaay down... down my own throat to make myself puke so hard I forget I ever saw this movie.

Friday October 13, 2006 - 10:00 PM

A Scanner Darkly

Category:
Movie
Director:
Richard Linklater
Year:
2006
Genre:
Animation
Average:
69 reviews

Very faithful adaptation of Philip K. Dick's novel of the same name. Animated in the same rotoscoped style as Waking Life, with less subjective interpretation and more consistent gestalt.

It follows the story of a undercover narcotics agent in the very near future, in a slightly-distopian world where everyone and everything is watched and tracked by governmental forces. The agent's reality starts splitting and unravelling as he becomes more and more involved in the life of his cover story, and he becomes more and more addicted to a fictional mind-altering drug.

A very smart critique of North America's hypocritcal "War on Drugs", as seen through the eyes of a schizophrenic. If you get off on paranoia, I can't recommend this movie enough. I waited three years to see this movie since hearing of its production, and I was not disappointed once the goods were delivered.

Watch for some truly inspired casting of Woody Harrelson and Robert Downey Jr. Robert's portrayal of Berris steals each scene he's in. He's truly magical and unforgettable.

This is one of those mindfuck movies that you need to watch a few times to fully "get it". As you can tell, I have a huge chubby for this movie.

Friday October 13, 2006 - 9:47 PM

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

Category:
Movie
Director:
Danny Leiner
Year:
2004
Genre:
Comedy
Average:
143 reviews

EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!

In all seriousness, there's a quite clever subtext on being of a minority race in this stoner flick. Most of these kinds of movies suck asshole, but this is one of the funnier ones... about on par with Van Wilder. Has a great cameo by the NPH (Doogie Howser).