Kid*KahRizma/Reviews

Monday June 16, 2008 - 3:35 AM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Martin Campbell

Year:

2007

Genre:

Action & Adventure

Average:

25 reviews

All i can say really is:
KEEP THE BONDS COMING.
I gots all them shits in order on my shelf.
Connery still being the best next to Pierce.

Saturday April 05, 2008 - 6:00 AM

Category:

Food

Maker:

Max Ice

Type:

Beer

Average:

55 reviews

The undisputed beer of choice for those who don't enjoy the complex subtle ties that accompany fine brews.
Faithful brand devotees may also suffer from an underdeveloped palette.
Or those who consider drinking to be a hassle or chore when achieving inebriation. Equivalent to a pot smoker who takes huge tokes consecutively to get stoned fast despite violent coughing fits and the infamous rez tooth.

"Man I can't believe we have to drink to get drunk! This is absurd!"

Thursday April 03, 2008 - 1:22 AM

Category:

Food

Maker:

Lindt and Sprungli

Type:

Soft Candy

Average:

22 reviews

Le bombe' shit.

Friday March 07, 2008 - 2:54 AM

Category:

Food

Maker:

Jägermeister

Type:

Spirits

Average:

292 reviews

The hunters drink. 56 herbs. Goes hella-well with energy drinks.

Saturday February 23, 2008 - 2:19 PM

Category:

Food

Maker:

Sonic

Type:

Snack

Average:

33 reviews

Deep fried anything = thumbs up.
fat is the main vector of flavor, no sense in denying it folks.

Saturday February 09, 2008 - 5:08 AM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer

Year:

2008

Genre:

Comedy

Average:

24 reviews

Quite possibly entertaining to those who suffer from cerebral palsy.
Tired, dead jokes , hope these fucks run out of money and die of syphilis.

Thursday January 31, 2008 - 5:25 PM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Jason Reitman

Year:

2008

Genre:

Romance

Average:

108 reviews

Haven't seen it, but my intuition and judgement of movie trailers usually pays off, from then census of reviewers looks like I was right about the goodness achieved by this film.
Gunna see it ASAP.
(kicked the fuck outta superbad? prolly)

Wednesday January 23, 2008 - 6:24 PM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Stephen Chow

Year:

2004

Genre:

Comedy

Average:

27 reviews

Everything a make believe kung fu movie should be.

Tuesday January 22, 2008 - 4:51 AM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Terry Gilliam

Year:

1998

Genre:

Action & Adventure

Average:

214 reviews

I love anything by Hunter S thompson.
My suggestion is read the book if you liked the flick!
There's nothing more helpless and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.

Tuesday January 15, 2008 - 3:22 AM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Darren Aronofsky

Year:

2001

Genre:

Drama

Average:

234 reviews

A great In-depth look into how serious partying can get at a young age.
As well as how far some people are willing to go to make a blackmarket dollar, or just to stay "high".
juice by sarah! juice by sarah! goooooooooooooooo sarah!

Thursday January 10, 2008 - 12:21 PM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Adam McKay

Year:

2006

Genre:

Comedy

Average:

47 reviews

Lame. This was nothing compared to anchor man.
Its like Nacho Libre instead of the pick of destiny.
We all know what one is superior in all ways of comedic genius.
Will Ferrell's comedy approach is all about profound stupidity.
Nothing profound here. Yet again ratings very dramatically if you are stoned as shit!

Thursday January 10, 2008 - 11:40 AM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Greg Mottola

Year:

2007

Genre:

Comedy

Average:

102 reviews

The title kinda nailed it, Nothing new here, it's a movie about exploring the most inner thoughts of hormone enraged high school boys (the nerd, the pussy and the degenerate mini Jack black)
The whole plot is rooted entirely on sexual innuendo and tired dirty jokes that are slap-stick calibre at best.

The only notable parts I found slightly amusing are when the lame wad fat kid tells the homeless guy on the bus "dude, I'll fucking kill you!" The convincing sincerity in his face made the line, and when the Greg's character mentions that a handgun is like a 2nd penis you can murder people with. Well.... and the montage depicting the progressive infatuation with drawings of the male genitalia.

Someone had to cash in on this premise eventually.
safe to assume he's a Jew hahahahaha. go figure.
Barely worth the 2 minutes of slight chuckling 5 if you are a pot head, and it looks like most of us are. Weed makes this movie tolerable for the skeptical first timer.

Now that's a fuckin review. hahahahahaha.

Wednesday January 09, 2008 - 9:39 AM

Category:

Movie

Director:

James Merendino

Year:

2006

Genre:

Cult

Average:

134 reviews

Salt Lake City for those who dun knows.

Thursday August 23, 2007 - 10:25 AM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Paul Greengrass

Year:

2007

Genre:

Action & Adventure

Average:

14 reviews

matt damon.

Tuesday August 07, 2007 - 10:41 AM

Category:

Food

Maker:

India Pale Ale

Type:

Beer

Average:

88 reviews

The only canadian brew i hate more than labatt blue.
Moosehead is better neufie beer.
Keith's is way too bitter in the aftertaste for my palette.
Pale ale sucks meat whistle....

Monday August 06, 2007 - 10:48 AM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Zack Snyder

Year:

2007

Genre:

Action & Adventure

Average:

196 reviews

Truly fucking epic....
captivating.
intense.
gruesome.
marvelous......

Monday August 06, 2007 - 10:40 AM

Category:

Event

Promoter:

Theory

Date:

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Average:

13 reviews

D-Syfa has got to be the most talented local Dj ever to grace the GTA.
Doesn't even have to stand up to pull a mix out of his ass,
he's that good!

Thursday July 26, 2007 - 10:41 AM

Category:

Food

Maker:

Steam Whistle Brewing

Type:

Beer

Average:

24 reviews

To critique this beer you have to have a firm concept of the types of beers. Steam whistle being a great example of a domesticated pilsner with more distinct taste then stella or corona less piss like aswell yet it's refreshing crisp-ness makes it an ideal "table-beer"
which means it compliments many types of meals.
For North american beer this ranks in the top 3 among MGD, and kokanee.
Plus it's got those gnarly ass bottle's like mini champagnes.
Best beers tho consist of any european ALE.
that's ALE it's not pussy ass patio beer. HAHAHa

Wednesday July 25, 2007 - 7:07 AM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Michael Bay

Year:

2007

Genre:

Action & Adventure

Average:

151 reviews

Hella intense animation for the fight sequences!
Fairly identical story line to the original cartoon.
Great fuckin endorsement for chevrolet's re vamped camaro.
Smokin lead actress.
Only thing that killed it was the linkin park song in the very end of the last scene.
As if that song hasn't been butchered inhumanely by fm radio.
Wicked flick worthy of my shelf, this is one show that relates soley to our damn generation back 2 the future and ninja turtle days.

Sunday July 15, 2007 - 2:21 AM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Guillermo Del Toro

Year:

2007

Genre:

Science Fiction & Fantasy

Average:

91 reviews

"Nature's Puzzle" or Pangaia's labyrinth.......
No bullshit, straight up cinematic brilliance.....
If only all motion pictures had this much sustainance.
A wicked ass mature fairy tale about life's risks, sacrifices and ineveitabilities.