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Wednesday October 17, 2007 - 5:50 PM

Saw III

Category:
Movie
Director:
Darren Lynn Bousman
Year:
2006
Genre:
Horror
Average:
144 reviews

After the travesty of the second saw movie I was time for the series to redeem itself. Let me state at the beginning of this review that it was the intimacy of the first saw that made it terrifying. In the first one you had to identify with the characters as they were the focal point of the movie. The idiocyncracies of the two chained characters, coupled with the plight of the inncocents, and the obsessing of the dectective made for amazing relationships and a character driven drama.
The second one bastardized the series. The characters became charactures. The only one that made it worth while at all was jigsaw. His reasoning for his traps became an exercise in ethics, rather than horror. However, his vision was preverted by Amanda's subterfuge. This film became nothing more than torture porn. Even the traps were not exciting, except for the pit of needles. The real reason for this movie failing was the one-dimensional characters. There was an angry guy, a angry cop, a scared kid, a sexy girl, a scared girl etc. etc. etc. Awful pointless drivel.
Then came the third movie. This one took character development as its main goal and truly showed a SM relationship between Jigsaw and Amanda. She was his sub, he the dom. The realtionship between the "victims" showed depth as well, as the characters were not merely sketches but fully realized characters, with flaws and points of pride. It became, once again, a piece about the ethics of what they were doing, rather than merely torture-porn. The ethics of the saw movies are realized by whether life is important for the characters or if they are completely dead on the inside. (lame to say it as such, but that is the point of these movies) Living one's life to its fullest is what Jigsaw is striving for, for all his victims. In Amanda's case, he wished for her to understand this notion of self sacrifice, and service. She instead, being a greedy sub, saw nothing but the attention of Jigsaw on other of his "victims". This caused the eloquent character drama that began in the first saw and continued in this installment of the series.

I am looking forward to the fourth installment, and curious to see whether they go back to the atrocious characterless torture-porn of the second movie, or if they continue the character based horror movies that the first and third editions so wonderfully screened.

Wednesday February 14, 2007 - 10:58 AM

Saw 2

Category:
Movie
Director:
Darren Lynn Bousman
Year:
2005
Genre:
Horror
Average:
23 reviews

The ethics behind the saw series were cast to the wayside in this movie.
Donnie Walburg's character was nothing more than a anger machine. Grr I'm angry now!!!
The third movie made up for this one in spades!

Tuesday January 23, 2007 - 9:59 AM

The Reservoir Dogs

Category:
Movie
Director:
Quentin Tarantino
Year:
1992
Genre:
Independent
Average:
40 reviews

WHO THE HELL GAVE THIS MOVIE LESS THAN FIVE STARS?????

Monday January 15, 2007 - 12:53 PM

Crank

Category:
Movie
Director:
Mark Neveldine & Brian Taylor
Year:
2006
Genre:
Action & Adventure
Average:
78 reviews

Brain at the door.
Suspend your disbelief.
Enjoy the ride.

Wednesday January 03, 2007 - 11:08 AM

AVP: Alien vs. Predator

Category:
Movie
Director:
Paul W.S. Anderson
Year:
2004
Genre:
Action & Adventure
Average:
74 reviews

Piece of shit movie.
Every Alien or Predator movie up to this point was rated R, for a reason. That reason was awesomeness, and gore.
This was PG.
It blew.
No gore, shitty plot and all the good action happened off screen.

Sunday December 31, 2006 - 2:45 PM

SLC Punk

Category:
Movie
Director:
James Merendino
Year:
2006
Genre:
Cult
Average:
134 reviews

Good movie. Illuminated what occurs as the result of dogmatism.
And how scary Utah, and the bible belt, really is.

Sunday December 31, 2006 - 2:40 PM

Kraft Dinner

Category:
Food
Maker:
Kraft
Type:
Prepared
Average:
260 reviews

NEVER AGAIN!!!!!

Sunday December 31, 2006 - 2:34 PM

Beetle Juice

Category:
Movie
Director:
Tim Burton
Year:
1988
Genre:
Comedy
Average:
172 reviews

Great movie but not spectacular.
It was a perfect introduction for Tim Burton to the wider populace.

Friday December 15, 2006 - 11:37 AM

Clerks 2

Category:
Movie
Director:
Kevin Smith
Year:
2006
Genre:
Comedy
Average:
132 reviews

2 and a half stars really.
While the porch monkey thing made me roll in the aisles, the movie itself was exactly the sequel to the first Clerks.
That being said, I found it hard to identify with 30-something characters who never dug their way out of the slacker generation.
If this was supposed to be a commentary on the societal lack of meaning within the job market, and the moral of the story being: your friends and loved ones are more important than sucess and "respect" then it was yet another mediocre movie within that same framework.
If on the other hand it was merely a piece of funny, to entertain those who follow Kevin Smith with passion, then it was yet another along the lines of dick and fart joke humour.

I must say though, that the line, "There is only one Return, and that's of the Jedi!" Made that movie rock.

Thursday December 14, 2006 - 4:35 PM

Hard Candy

Category:
Movie
Director:
David Slade
Year:
2005
Genre:
Drama
Average:
48 reviews

Movie of the year.

Wednesday December 06, 2006 - 11:48 AM

Alexander Keith's

Category:
Food
Maker:
India Pale Ale
Type:
Beer
Average:
88 reviews

Looking at the votes so far the catch phrase stands uncorrected.
Those who like it, like it a lot.