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Tuesday July 17, 2007 - 9:26 AM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Michael Bay

Year:

2007

Genre:

Action & Adventure

Average:

149 reviews

whoever knows me...knows i god damn well love robots.
whoever knows me...knows i love a crazy robot battle.
whoever knows me ALSO knows that i can be a bitter fuck.
especially when it comes to movies that i was planning on loving but i end up hating in the end...most likely due to the fact that i love being a bitter fuck about stuff like that.

well, the hype didn't kill it this time.
it was too much like porn for me to care what else happened during the story line.

people are complainung about love stories stuck in the middle of action movies...
hey, i yell about it all the time.
but i think i have come to terms with the fact that they will be forever stuck into plot lines...

mj and peter parker....
anikin and amidala...
froto and sam...

see?
these crappy lovey dovey scenes, that make everyone uncomfortable, are everywhere.


i, however, did not let it bother me this time.
my mind moved into some kind of transformers induced trance and everything mechanical around me seemed to transform.

this continued after the movie while watching a man in an electric wheelchair roll by...

yeah, i imagining a handicapped man all of a sudden taking off in flight and then fighting other robotic devices that my mind had created...

and, so what if i got off to robots fighting each other?
is it really so wrong?


no...it's not....and i'm going again and hoping for the sake of the children that their parents keep them home.

Monday January 29, 2007 - 5:26 PM

Category:

Food

Maker:

You make them yourself

Type:

Home Cooked

Average:

56 reviews

pre rating rant:
all these people who are saying "no wonder everyone is so fat" and blah blah blah, are slightly retarded.
deep fried is of course not good for you, but indulging in junk food every once and a while isn't so bad.


ANYWAYS
i give deep fried pickles, 4 robot thumbs up.

fucking, yum.

Thursday December 07, 2006 - 8:42 PM

Category:

Movie

Director:

David R. Ellis

Year:

2006

Genre:

Action & Adventure

Average:

66 reviews

solid gold entertainment.

Thursday December 07, 2006 - 8:37 PM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Larry Charles

Year:

2006

Genre:

Comedy

Average:

234 reviews

absolute shit.





there were a couple semi-funny parts, but i have no idea what hype was about
i've seen borat before on da ali g show.

now, i've seen too much.

i'd like my $11.95 back.