DrkBella/Reviews

Tuesday July 22, 2008 - 12:32 PM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Christopher Nolan

Year:

2008

Genre:

Action & Adventure

Average:

110 reviews

Bale was super annoying- his voice, his mannerisms, his angst... argh... you are not a teenage girl, Batman, get over it!!!

the Joker was super sick- when I was watching the movie I was not thinking that this was Heath Ledger....

I've always wanted a villain that really was evil and about anarchy and chaos- if you really think about it, being good is just about being orderly and in your spot and not coloring outside the lines. Part of the reason why Batman is so controversial is because he does not conform and does his own thing in order to make the world a safer place, but he's not a good guy like Superman (who colors inside the lines) and yet not a bad guy like Magneto (who's evil because while you can understand his whole issue, he hurts the innocent in his quest to evade society's rules for him). Bale really sucked at evoking that whole dichotomy. (Let alone the dichotomy that being Batman means you're bi-polar because he is two people at the same time... yeah, didn't get that. Except for one scene, you think the people of Gotham are morons because he acts the same as Batman as he does Bruce Wayne except for a deep, gravelly voice...)

the Joker was so good that I never realized that even he was playing his cards close to his chest and had an ultimate plan. Which goes to show, even the most chaotic patterns have, ultimately, a pattern.

Super awesome. Made me think!

Wednesday July 09, 2008 - 11:05 AM

Category:

Food

Maker:

Jägermeister

Type:

Spirits

Average:

311 reviews

i likes... i likes a lot....

Monday June 09, 2008 - 4:58 PM

Category:

Food

Maker:

WM. Wrigley Junior Co.

Type:

Soft Candy

Average:

8 reviews

Some of the best damn things come out of Chicago, including LifeSavers- but not just any LifeSavers- LifeSavers Gummies! My fave flava- Blackberry.... w00t.

Wednesday April 30, 2008 - 10:10 AM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossb

Year:

2008

Genre:

Comedy

Average:

57 reviews

I fucking loved this movie... NPH is awesome (and the main part of the reason of why I watch How I Met Your Mother.)

I think the funniest thing about this movie was the whole gag line of stereotypes and how everybody has them... even Harold and Kumar. I also liked when the head of the KKK caught on fire! Super.

Perhaps the best part was the ending... the ending at the end of the credits which no one fucking stays for anymore... so I'm guessing that a lot of people missed seeing NPH rise from the dead!

Tuesday April 29, 2008 - 1:11 PM

Category:

Food

Maker:

Tea Tech

Type:

Soda Pop & Juices

Average:

7 reviews

Anything that has been endorsed by Jackie Chan has to be good and his green tea beverage mix (yup, you mix it in water) is actually pretty good. Very enjoyable.

Unfortunately it loses a star because it has splenda which might cause cancer and other disgusting side effects. Gross.

Hopefully the good guy (the polyphenols, whatever they are) will kick the bad guy's booty (splenda) and I will still reap the wonderful benefits of drinking this delicious concoction. I think the only thing that could make it better would be the addition of vodka.

Tuesday April 29, 2008 - 10:59 AM

Category:

Book

Author:

Bobby Henderson

Year:

2006

Genre:

Literature & Fiction

Average:

1 reviews

After reading this philosophical masterpiece, I became an ardent Pastafarian...

Good things about being a Pastafarian:
1. Get to dress like a pirate on Fridays.
2. There is clear correlation between pirates and global warming.
3. In Heaven there will be volcanos spewing beer.
4. There have been no documented deaths as a result of this peaceful religion.

You had me at dressing like a pirate.

Now there will be some people who object to the fact that the FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) has noodly appendages and two big meatballs for eyes and say that no way could this being exist- I demand that you prove that he doesn't exist!