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Thursday July 24, 2008 - 10:37 PM

Team America: World Police

Category:
Movie
Director:
Trey Parker
Year:
2004
Genre:
Comedy
Average:
1 reviews

awesome-o

Wednesday July 23, 2008 - 6:07 PM

P.S. I love you

Category:
Movie
Director:
Richard LAGravanese
Year:
2007
Genre:
Romance
Average:
16 reviews

agreed this movie was lame. just saw the movie. the dialogue in lord of the rings would have been more realistic than this tripe. who the hell talks like that???

Monday July 21, 2008 - 11:40 PM

Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Category:
Movie
Director:
Guillermo del Toro
Year:
2008
Genre:
Action & Adventure
Average:
15 reviews

was a great movie. too bad about the plot....

Sunday June 01, 2008 - 3:27 PM

Sex and The City

Category:
Movie
Director:
Michael Patrick King
Year:
2008
Genre:
Romantic Comedy
Average:
37 reviews

ugh. i haven't even seen it yet

Saturday May 31, 2008 - 8:34 PM

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

Category:
Movie
Director:
Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossb
Year:
2008
Genre:
Comedy
Average:
57 reviews

fucking ACE

Tuesday April 29, 2008 - 9:50 PM

The Phantom Creeps

Category:
Movie
Director:
Ford Beebe & Saul A. Goodkind
Year:
1939
Genre:
Mystery & Suspense
Average:
2 reviews

yes but does it have forgine spies???

Monday April 21, 2008 - 9:03 AM

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Category:
Movie
Director:
Steve Barron
Year:
1990
Genre:
Kids & Family
Average:
51 reviews

ya what the guy said beneath me...

Wednesday April 09, 2008 - 6:46 PM

I Am Legend

Category:
Movie
Director:
Francis Lawrence
Year:
2007
Genre:
Action & Adventure
Average:
37 reviews

good until the middle when it turned into a zombie/vampire shoot em up. and the whole ending was a bit much. leave it to hollywood to make sure nothing is left to the imagination.

Monday March 24, 2008 - 2:10 PM

Beowulf & Grendel

Category:
Movie
Director:
Sturla Gunnarsson
Year:
2005
Genre:
Science Fiction & Fantasy
Average:
14 reviews

like it and it was a Canadian movie so I'm giving it a 5/5 just because I'm a nationalist.

Sunday February 17, 2008 - 12:36 PM

The Simpsons Movie

Category:
Movie
Director:
David Silverman
Year:
2007
Genre:
Animation
Average:
75 reviews

classic Simpson's episode with all the stuff they couldn't get away with on prime time TV. recommend it to everyone.

Tuesday February 12, 2008 - 3:41 PM

Meet The Spartans

Category:
Movie
Director:
Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Year:
2008
Genre:
Comedy
Average:
27 reviews

im just trying to raise the rating of this movie to above that of golden compas. i really haven't watched it or really care too.

Tuesday February 12, 2008 - 3:39 PM

Rambo

Category:
Movie
Director:
Sylvester Stallone
Year:
2008
Genre:
Action & Adventure
Average:
14 reviews

1 and a half hours of pure diarrhea. if you cut out all the scenes with stalone looking angry and giving people the "thousand yard stare" you could have saved maybe 30 minutes. then the only real actual fight scene was when they did the whole covert ops thing and that was cool, but after that it was 20 minutes of stalone behind a gun shooting people not actually moving cause his old decrepit ass can't actually move like he did when he was younger and slightly less retarded. he even look disturbing with a big square body and an over sized fat face to go with it. if your going to do drugs to get bigger might as well do some to get rid of the fat in your cheeks and maybe some botox. hell i can stand behind a mounted machine gun and shoot people for 30 minutes, would that of have made a good action movie? probably not. I'm so glad that rambo came to some sort of ending cause as stalone said in an interview i was feeling like it didn't end after the third one, he needed to tie things up. he went home. holy shit how long did you think of that one. some girl says something about your home and bam you kill some shit and then go home. fuck who wrote this?

Tuesday February 12, 2008 - 3:28 PM

The Golden Compass

Category:
Movie
Director:
Chris Weitz
Year:
2007
Genre:
Action & Adventure
Average:
10 reviews

this movie sucked ass. they kept introducing a new sect of peoples every two minutes. bear people gypsy people, Russian cossacks guarding the evil lab at the end, what next monkey shit throwers. that would have actually made the movie worth it. what pisses me off about this movie isn't how bad it was, was all the people i talked to after that saw the movie, who told me the book was great because it is about atheism, and all of a sudden they are experts on this stuff. the kind of people who read hawking's and think he has something important to say about why everyone else sucks except for him. this movie was total rubbish, i would rather shit in my own mouth than hazard the second and third ones.

Monday January 28, 2008 - 9:49 AM

Juno

Category:
Movie
Director:
Jason Reitman
Year:
2008
Genre:
Romance
Average:
106 reviews

movie was great, the music was shit and i thought was a bit distracting...

Wednesday January 23, 2008 - 12:23 PM

Half Baked

Category:
Movie
Director:
Tamra Davis
Year:
1998
Genre:
Comedy
Average:
150 reviews

classic

Tuesday January 22, 2008 - 8:11 AM

Eastern Promises

Category:
Movie
Director:
David Cronenberg
Year:
2007
Genre:
Drama
Average:
16 reviews

nice movie.

Tuesday January 22, 2008 - 8:10 AM

Alvin and the Chipmunks

Category:
Movie
Director:
Tim Hill
Year:
2007
Genre:
Kids & Family
Average:
18 reviews

i cant understand why eastern promises has 4 stars and this movie has 4 and a half stars. so i gave this a rating of 1 to even out the score despite the fact i didn't even watch it. all in all it was shit!!

Tuesday December 18, 2007 - 7:56 AM

Blood Diamond

Category:
Movie
Director:
Edward Zwick
Year:
2006
Genre:
Drama
Average:
43 reviews

this movie sucks. cheap attempt to try to be relevant, when this shit is how many decades old. way to stay current Hollywood. did anyone realize the contradiction in the movie? halfway through they say that when the diamonds are shipped out of Liberia they are sent to India to be sorted and cut and by the time they get on the assembly line you can't tell the difference between a blood diamond and a regular one. so why then at the end did they say make an educated choice and don't choose conflict diamonds when they just told us there is no way in knowing which is which. that and the movie should have ended when Decaprio died on the hill the extra 10 minutes of the big bad guy being set up is total rubbish. why would the bad guy who is a multi billionaire show up to do a highly illegal transaction in person?

Friday November 16, 2007 - 10:53 AM

We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank

Category:
Music
Artist:
Modest Mouse
Year:
2007
Genre:
Rock & Indie
Average:
9 reviews

great album. a bit repetitive sometimes but at least the music is good from start to finish.

Tuesday August 21, 2007 - 9:07 PM

Trainspotting

Category:
Movie
Director:
Danny Boyle
Year:
1996
Genre:
Comedy
Average:
35 reviews

its not really in the comedy section. but.... i guess the part when they forget to feed the baby and he/she dies of starvation was pretty funny. i can see where the categorization comes from...

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